reine-ubu:

So apparently there was a rumor a while back that cr1tikal works as a substitute teacher.

Could you imagine just sitting in class, waiting for your teacher, when all of a sudden you hear

"What’s up everybody it’s Cr1tikal. Today I’m substituting Applied Chemistry, let’s do this shit,"

proctalgia:

giving advice to friends like

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notcutebutfunny:

nippleicious:

im as single as a single kitkat

I was never supposed to see a Kit Kat alone. That’s terrifying

notcutebutfunny:

nippleicious:

im as single as a single kitkat

I was never supposed to see a Kit Kat alone. That’s terrifying

unofficialdragon:

likeakidinabookstore:

annaolphant:

id hit up barnes and noble during the purge

signs you’re a book addict #1: when you’re willing to risk being brutally murdered for free books

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the-poe-catcher:

okay Nintendo but consider this: i don’t have money

What they say to kids who want pets: Are you sure you're not just saying you want one because all your friends have one? Remember, it's not going to be small and cute forever, it will grow up eventually! It's a living being that will depend entirely on you for the rest of its life. Are you really sure you're ready for this?
What they say to adults who DON'T want kids: Oh, you'll want one sooner or later. Everybody does, after all. Besides, babies are soooo cute, aren't they? You'd better hurry up before you get too old!
zombie-patrol:

skate or die

zombie-patrol:

skate or die

ughwhatwhy:

get into the habit of not assuming a person’s gender

destispell:

men: rape jokes hahaha! beating women haha! lol make me a sandwich whore! put on makeup fugly! hahaha!

women: those aren’t funny.

men: lighten up, it’s a joke wow must be on her period women are so emotional lol

women: i drink the tears of men, haha!

men: hOW DARE YOU. HOW DARE YOU PROMOTE THE SUFFERING OF US MEN? DO YOU KNOW WHAT WE HAVE DONE FOR YOU? YOU WOULD BE NOTHING WITHOUT US. THATS NOT FUNNY AT ALL

Hi my name's Lydia! Welcome to my blog, I mostly post anime, videogames, fashion, and cute things (animals and such) If you want to know anything, just ask!